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Dear Biker Nun,
I hear you will be defending your title on the 2007 Hogs on the High Seas cruise in the Belly Smacker Contest. Will Grapefruit Jackie be there as well supporting you with her signs?

Sincerely
Mike C

My Dear Mike,
My sister, Grapefruit Jackie, will not only be in attendance with her signs, she is currently planning her "Treasured Chest" get-up with a vengeance. Lets just say the grapefruits have grown! Roy is going to have a good time. (And you never know what else she might do...)

Sincerely,
Biker Nun from Hell



Dear BNH,
Having attended a school with Nuns for the first 3 years, I remember them not wanting their picture taken. Any info about that?

Mike again>


Well Mike - let's be real. Would you want your picture taken in a get-up like that? Imagine being chased around by a student with a camera trying to get sister's picture.

Sincerely,
BNH

PS- See you on the cruise!